The Battle for Britain | 25 January 2020
‘My wife wants to send me to Coventry.’
‘Turn me into a princess? Haven’t I suffered enough?’
‘The booster seat is for John Bercow.’
‘The world is urging restraint, sir.’
‘We’ve had the room painted “privilege white”.’
‘He’s playing with his HS2 train set.’
‘Don’t just sit there, Google something!’
‘I used to be fat and sad. Then I exercised. Then I dieted. Then I became superfit. Superfit and supersad.’