Dave – 22 November 2012
Cartoons
Hospital
‘Would you mind if some students watch while you seethe with irritation at the long wait and staff shortages?’
Nice
‘All I’m saying is that despite going to Eton, working in the oil industry and being a Christian he may turn out to be quite a nice person.’
Drone
‘It followed me all the way home — can I keep it?’
Bbc 3
‘It had to happen — statutory regulation!’
Dress
‘It’s too tight, too short and too expensive — I’ll take it.’
Island 3
‘Isn’t it green bin day?’
Austerity
‘It’s bread and water — I’m on an austerity binge.’
Derren
‘I can’t believe we’re watching this. It seems he really can make people do things against their will.’
Batphone
‘He’s really disappointed there isn’t a Batphone.’
Lawsuit
‘Your very own lawsuit from Lord McAlpine! Receive it in the post in time for Christmas!’
Emails
‘How come you never send me 30,000 emails?’
