The Battle for Britain – 22 September 2016
Cartoons
I Cant Afford A Tip But Youre Welcome To Any Of The Leftovers
‘I can’t afford a tip, but you’re welcome to any of the leftovers.’
I Got Top Marx
‘I got top Marx.’
How Many Times Have I Told You Blondes In The Grey Basket Gingers In The Brown
‘How many times have I told you? Blondes in the grey basket, gingers in the brown!’
Heard Any Good Hate Crimes Lately
‘Heard any good hate crimes lately?’
Least Said Texted Emailed Tweeted Facebooked Blogged Instagrammed Soonest Mended
‘Least said — texted, emailed, tweeted, Facebooked, blogged, Instagrammed — soonest mended.’
Which One Said That Neil Or Stephen
‘Which one said that — Neil or Stephen?’
My Dad Only Agreed To Let Us Go On This Date If He Could Follow Us With A Drone
‘My dad only agreed to let us go on this date if he could follow us with a drone.’
Im Switching Banks
‘I’m switching banks.’
I Like The Flexibility That A Secure Job And A Decent Salary Give Me
‘I like the flexibility that a secure job and a decent salary give me.’
We Will Kill All Infidels Except For David Cameron
‘We will kill all infidels except for David Cameron.’