Dave – 22 August 2013
Cartoons
Ceiling 2
‘Do we want our glass ceiling cleaned?’
Lithuanians
‘I’ve hired a team of Lithuanians to help in our fight for higher wages.’
Egg
‘And you blame your anti-social behaviour on coming from a broken egg?’
Divorce 4
‘Do stop sulking, Roger — the divorce law is the divorce law.’
Laugh
‘Miss Jones: laugh all the way to the bank for me.’
Polly
‘Hi, Polly . . . it’s me.’
Parcel
‘Yes, sir, your parcel is being dispatched as we speak.’
Chef
‘Our chef holds three Michelin stars, which is why we recommend 20 minutes on the treadmill before dining.’
Wine 2
‘Life is a Cabernet, old chum.’
