The Battle for Britain | 24 June 2023

‘We had to remove the Hall of Mirrors because of complaints about body shaming.’
‘It doesn’t do anything.’
‘To be honest, the job’s soul-destroying.’
‘If it’s pain you’re after...’
‘Just leave her be – she identifies as a cat.’
‘One day, son, all this won’t be about Boris Johnson.’
‘What sort of mortgage misery are you looking for?’