Insignificant
‘Makes you realise just how small and insignificant you are, doesn’t it?’
Cartoons
Rowing
‘Anyone sitting here?’
Jeans
‘These are distressed and these are just slightly upset.’
Housing 2
‘We want to settle down and have a housing crisis together.’
Miro
‘Miro, Miro on the wall, who is the wealthiest one of all?’
Heart
‘As the plane took off, the transplant surgeon opened the ice box and realised that he’d left his heart in San Francisco.’
Wrap
‘I know it’s tempting but can you please stop popping the damn stuff while you’re making it.’
Legacy: Id 1
‘OK, but for identification purposes a trench coat and rolled-up copy of the Times would have been preferable.’
Fusion
‘It’s fusion food — they mix cheap ingredients with sky-high prices.’
Chelsea
‘Have you crawled far?’
Regular
‘He’s a regular.’
Prices
‘He soon tired of the porn. Now he watches property prices going through the roof.’
Internet
‘My imaginary friend disagrees.’
Smell
‘Ah, that new baby smell — I’ve got some Chanel No. 5 here that can sort that out.’
Breakfast
‘Breakfast in bed… freshly brewed coffee… and the morning-after pill. You really are the perfect boyfriend.’
