The Battle for Britain | 24 February 2024

‘In my wildest dreams I never thought I’d find someone like you.’
‘You must feel terribly isolated in the Conservative party.’
‘All present and politically correct, Sah!’
‘Now I need to convert them into paid subscribers.’
‘You can keep yours.’
‘I’m sorry darling, but the diversity, equity and inclusion officer says you need to leave.’
‘What would go well with a range of food intolerances?’