The Battle for Britain | 23 July 2022

‘Looks like Boris is flying again.’
‘Stop it! You’re behaving like a pack of Tory leadership candidates!’
‘Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary, how does your garden grow?’
‘Remember son, it’s very important that you stay hydrated.’
‘My biggest challenge was getting planning permission.’
‘And they do say on a clear day you can see your GP...’
‘Just think, if our flight hadn’t been cancelled we’d be in the sun right now.’
‘He parts one sea and we never hear the end of it.’
‘Marketing reckons we should be using TikTok – can you do a sexy little dance for 15 seconds?’