A Classical Architecture Gag
‘It’s not called “upskirting”, madam — it’s called “architrave”.’

‘It’s not called “upskirting”, madam — it’s called “architrave”.’
‘Are you sure this isn’t Russian money?’
‘Yeah, cool, whatever...’
‘I had the full English.’
‘The exits are here, here, here…’
‘Can you bite my nails? I’m a vegetarian.’