The Battle for Britain | 23 April 2022

‘Boris Johnson’s got more lives than we have.’
‘Merlot? Chardonnay? Rioja? Pinot Grigio?’
‘Remember when we did this to be romantic rather than to save on hot water and electricity?’
‘That’ll be 8,300 calories.’
‘And how are you at thinking on your feet?
‘You know the saying… if you have to ask, you can’t afford it.’
‘It’s coming as a shock to this generation that modern tech can’t fix everything.’
‘So cool – it’s like an NFT you can hang on your wall!’
‘When was the last time you cleared out that shed?’
‘He’s a therapy dog.’