The Battle for Britain – 21 March 2019

‘He’s on such great forms.’
‘Finally we can move on to some form of consensus.’
‘It sounded a lot nicer in the brochure.’
Waiting for Brexit
‘Who funds you?’
‘I’m stockpiling for Brexit, and in the event of no Brexit, I’m stockpiling for Corbyn.’
‘It’s true, knife crime is getting worse.’
‘When a butterfly flaps its wings in China, Speaker Bercow says something in Westminster.’
‘We’ve created additional space by getting rid of the books.’
‘Sloppily presented, barely reasoned, platitudes and regurgitated non-facts — Pennington Minor, you have a future as a politician...’
‘He was tweeting too much so I blocked him.’