The Battle for Britain | 23 January 2021

‘So, this lockdown — what’s it like?’
‘Are we sure this bloke’s legit?’
‘Your dad is pretending to be a visitor.’
‘What are all these dogs doing out during lockdown?’
‘Did I ever tell you of the time I was cast adrift on a sea of paperwork?’
‘The free school meal is so bad my daughter refuses to photograph it.’
‘Well, here I am, Puss, all dressed up and vaccinated with no place to go.’
‘No difference. I’ve always WFH’