The Battle for Britain | 22 August 2020

‘It could be worse, you could be Gavin Williamson.’
‘He’s trying to eat less.’
‘He’s off to study PPE.’
‘He wants us to climbdown first.’
‘It’s new wave cinema.’
Labour MPs get the exam results they were hoping for
‘Sorry, boys, but you’re going to have to leave your contact details at the door.’
‘You twisted psycho! You’re going to starve me to death.’