The Battle for Britain | 22 July 2023

‘Trying to find an NHS dentist is like pulling teeth – except worse.’
‘I can’t move back in with my parents as they’ve already moved back in with their parents.’
‘She’s botch-body ready.’
‘Good news! You’re on the waiting list for a new hospital.’
‘And the award for the best picket line goes to…’
‘On the plus side, we’re not in Rome.’
‘God, how can the Ulez zone be everywhere?’