The Battle for Britain | 22 June 2024

Pandora’s box
‘Hurry, you’re missing summer!’
‘That’s a relief – I thought it was a canvasser!’
‘I wish our humans were conscious – I’m starving.’
‘Is that to drink here or throw at Nigel Farage?’
‘At last – a safe seat.’
‘It’s some kind of text-based platform.’
‘Do you have any political opinions we can mock?’
‘I can’t find the enthusiasm for photos at polling stations.’
‘I’m really excited about being apathetic.’