The Battle for Britain – 20 June 2019

‘Not another dark dystopian vision of the future!’
‘With Boris, is it nine lives or nine wives?’
‘He’s overdosed on Boris.’
‘It’s much more exciting when you don’t have a TV licence.’
‘God, they must really hate him.’
‘And deliver us from Brexit…’
‘That’s twice that’s happened.’
Robinson Crusoe gave up all hope of ever seeing another human footprint again
‘Oh dear, I think I’m losing my touché’