The Battle for Britain | 22 April 2023

‘Real kings eat quiche.’
‘My new man is a good kisser but he’s no Dalai Lama.’
‘We put the wrong bins out!’
‘It’s all right – this one takes cash.’
‘Yes, our kids are happy with their genders.’
‘I’m rehearsing for the coronation.’
‘You never really retire from loathing Emmanuel Macron’
'Today we are going to be learning percentages'