Election special

‘Sorry, this is a billionaires’ club – no millionaires allowed.’

‘I knew I shouldn’t have bothered with this “internet of things” nonsense.’

‘If we don’t agree with the result can we have another election?’

‘That bleedin’ dog comes near me I won’t be responsible for my actions.’

‘I’m just sharing my chocolates.’

‘On the bright side, we won’t make it to 8 June.’

‘Sorry to keep you, Mr Stanley. The earliest he can see you is Tuesday week.’