The Battle for Britain | 22 March 2025

‘Hand in your homework? That service is only available online now.’
‘Oh no – the Messiah has a Farage complex!’
‘It’s no good, I can’t clear my head of thoughts about Trump.’
‘So, anyway, when I was diagnosed as ADHD it just explained everything.’
‘Sell sourdough, buy crumpets!’
‘Can I be excused on the grounds of mental health?’
‘We remember when Labour used to be nice.’