The Battle for Britain | 22 February 2025

‘It’s quite crowded in here.’
‘Dad’s never been happier than since he found out about doomscrolling.’
‘He wants a seat at the table.’
‘Welcome to assisted dying – or to give it its correct title, the NHS.’
‘If you want a toy boy, I have a large collection of action figures and model cars.’
‘They’re busy creating the next scandal.’
‘I refuse to turn water into non-alcoholic wine.’
‘I prefer the British approach of breaking things slowly.’