The Battle for Britain | 21 May 2022

‘You’ll never believe what my house is worth’
‘Daddy, what did you do in the war on civil servants?’
‘You can’t afford any.’
‘I say we should invade Taiwan now while the rest of the world is distracted by Wordle.’
‘I find the price of bread a lot scarier.’
‘Doctor will see you then...’
‘Do you have a Republican option?’
‘I’m not saying we aren’t getting on but she’s applied to join Nato.’
‘There’s a shortage of workers.’
‘Don’t disturb her, she’s having some me, me, me time.’