I Do Wish Robin Wouldnt Text Me When Hes Drunk
‘I do wish Robin wouldn’t text me when he’s drunk.’
Cartoons
No One Left And No One Came I Blame The Fare Rises
‘No one left and no one came — I blame the fare rises.’
So How Did You Manage To Get A Box At The Anti Corruption Conference
‘So, how did you manage to get a box at the anti-corruption conference?’
I Think The Dog Wants To Go Out
‘I think the dog wants to go out.’
Emilys Boyfriend Is Old Fashioned He Sends Her Pictures Of His Face
‘Emily’s boyfriend is old-fashioned. He sends her pictures of his face.’
Claude Monet Could See Things In Ponds No Other Artist Could See
Claude Monet could see things in ponds no other artist could see
Were Going To Have To Recruit Some Right Wing Luvvies
‘We’re going to have to recruit some right-wing luvvies.’
If You Dont Behave Im Sending You Out Of Your Room
‘If you don’t behave, I’m sending you out of your room.’