The Battle for Britain | 21 January 2023

‘Move over – you’re bed-blocking!’
New traditional Scottish song
‘I keep forgetting if I’ve misplaced classified documents.’
‘I’ve booked Downing Street for the boozy launch party.’
‘The public are demanding minimum service levels.’
‘I won’t be doing any homework. I won’t want to be a scab...’
Good cop bad cops
‘Let’s hope he hasn’t got into bed with another publisher.’