The Battle for Britain – 19 January 2017

‘I’ve cut back to being smug five days a week.’
‘Good news, you have permission to live from home this weekend.’
‘This is the famous transfer window.’
‘One sheep’s clothing ready to go.’
‘Would you mind if some students watch while you become increasingly irritated by the waiting and staff shortages?’
‘Sorry, what? I was just replying to a Tinder message.’
‘There’s your problem — leaves online.’
‘Get your own report on the sharing society.’
‘Fifty quid on the end of the world by 2018.’
Actually, you do expect something like that to happen round here.