Cartoons
Monty has turned us into dog people
‘I’m sorry Tibbles, but Monty has turned us into dog people.’
Water it down
‘Santa won’t agree to this unless you water it down.’
Better sequel
‘I hope World War Three is a better sequel than World War Two.’
An app for this
‘There’s an app for this now.’
Childhood obesity clinic
‘I don’t know why he’s so fat, he only eats the same as us.’
If only there was some alternative
‘If only there was some alternative!’
Any other bores
‘Any other bores?’
Coronavirus graph
‘And here we have my favourite coronavirus graph.’
There’s no going back
‘I feel like there’s no going back.’