Dave – 18 October 2012
Cartoons
Cruise
‘I told you my pension pot would pay for a cruise.’
Crash
‘It wasn’t quite what I had in mind when I said we need to elect a leader.’
Chillaxing
‘Tweet that you’re far too busy to be chillaxing.’
Prediction
‘I won’t be drawn on my predictions until the next election.’
Loathe
‘Do you believe in loathe at first sight?’
Bake Off 2
The Great British Bake Off
Chillax
‘Tweet that you’re far too busy to be chillaxing.’
Lagging
‘Come in, Tom, excuse the mess, I’m just lagging the wife for winter.’
Transport
‘Gets me from A to B.’
Bbc
‘Miss Jones, take a grope.’
Alcohol
‘The government’s brought out another report on alcohol.’
Skype
‘I’ve brought you some coffee.’
Badgers 2
'Good news.'
Island 2
‘Stop skimming stones! The island’s disappearing!’
Archers
‘De de de de de de der, de de de de der der —I HATE the Archers!’
Badgers
'Good news.'
Marriage
'This is crazy, Veronica. Can’t we go and see a marriage counsellor before this gets out of hand?’