Distressed
I see you’ve gone for the distressed look.’
Cartoons
Scot
‘I’ve come to Westminster to get away from all the politicians.’
Shoe Repairer
‘That’s how shoe repairers mark out their territory.’
Trans
There are downsides to society’s new supportive attitude to transgender people
Hot
‘I read that snakes like to live in hot environments.’
Police 5
‘These massage parlours seem to be popping up all over the place.’
Investment
‘I hope you’re not reading investment porn again.’
Chewing
‘In the end, we had to put the dog down. I caught him chewing my Manolo Blahniks.’
Tribe
‘Sorry — thought you were a lost tribe.’
Stonehenge 2
‘We made this exciting new find that pre-dates the monument itself!’
Block
Writers’ block
Bucket
‘Right, Form 4B, what’s all this “Ice Bucket Challenge” nonsense?’
