The Battle for Britain | 20 August 2022

Hosepipe ban lifted
‘What a life. We can’t even afford the second cheapest bottle.’
‘It’s like being in government but with more to do.’
‘I’m afraid I planted that story about me being away.’
‘The artificial lawn could do with vacuuming.’
‘Meteorological, political, military or financial?’
‘I just managed to fill it in time before the ban here kicked in.’