The Battle for Britain | 20 June 2020

‘It feels good to be back.’
‘If I put you on a pedestal, can I be sure you have no links to slavery?’
‘We understand that he made his fortune from slug pellets.’
‘Before you tell me how it looks, remember I queued for three hours to buy it.’
‘Lie back and think of leaving England.’
‘I’m not allowed to invite you into my home.’
‘There’s a lot of disagreement over whether it’s worthy of a statue.’
‘Your Great Uncle Bertie was a bit of a racist.’
‘Spare me the lecture, Grenville.’
‘You’re reading too much into it, Professor Freud. All it means is that your couch is too big for the doorway.’