Dave – 18 April 2013
Cartoons
Jeweller
‘You buy some, then 20 minutes later you feel you want to buy some more.’
Birdflu
‘Starlings! It’s a warning about the new bird flu.’
Potato
‘Were the potatoes mashed humanely?’
Jess
‘I’m leaving you, Jess.’
Millband
‘So, when we heard Ed Miliband had broken his wrist, we thought we’d just have a few drinks and nibbles to celebrate.’
Riot
‘Time to read them the riot app, Sergeant.’
Homework
‘Sorry, I haven’t had a chance to download my homework yet.’
Desolation
Sot Nav
Crematorium
‘Unfortunately, it’s all we could afford.’
Benefits Cap
Benefits cap
Rail
‘I’m standing up for the rights of rail passengers because there’s nowhere to sit down!’
Vet
‘Benson’s a vet’s vet.’