The Battle for Britain | 20 January 2024

‘Do you know we could earn this much being junior doctors?’
‘We decided to stay together for the sake of the podcast.’
‘I was only creating orders.’
‘At least a thermonuclear bomb should warm things up a bit.’
‘He can’t play – it’s triggering his fears about climate change.’
‘Hold the front page!’
‘We could trawl the kingdom for the foot that fits this glass slipper... or we could view the sex tape.’
‘No more for me, I’m starting to feel smug.’