The Battle for Britain | 18 December 2020
Cartoons
Living in the present
‘I’m living in the present.’
Well, if you’ve been a naughty boy
‘Well, if you’ve been a naughty boy, Santa might just bring you one.’
I’m dreading Christmas
‘I’m dreading Christmas. Now that lockdown’s relaxed I’ll have to see the bloody grandkids.’
I remember when this was all Europe
‘I remember when this was all Europe.’
God rest ye merry gentlemen…
‘God rest ye merry gentlemen and ladies, non-binary, transgender, gender neutral, pan-gender, a-gender…’
Following the science
‘We’re following the science.’
Support bubbles
‘Support bubbles have been such an important part of this year.’
Not allwed in the delivery room
‘I’m not allowed in the delivery room.’
Round robins
‘Round robins are all the same after a year of lockdown.’
I want it to be a surprise
‘They don’t know we’re coming – I want it to be a surprise!’
Overrated
‘Tried it… Overrated.’
How’s the wine, dear?
‘How’s the wine, dear? I hear it packs a bit of a wallop.’
Oh no, it’s the tinfoil hat man
‘Oh no, it’s the tinfoil hat man!’
Isn’t it boring
‘Isn’t it boring when people tell you how they got here?’
UK government angel
UK government angel
Miserable Christmas
‘And in the interests of balance, we also wish you a thoroughly miserable Christmas.’
Take your temperatiure
‘I need to take your temperature.’