The Battle for Britain | 19 November 2022
Cartoons
These are for when the John Lewis ad comes on
‘These are for when the John Lewis ad comes on.’
I think we’re not being followed
‘Don’t look now, but I think we’re not being followed.’
All the gay footballers should boycott the World Cup!
‘All the gay footballers should boycott the World Cup!’
Are we a cult yet?
‘Are we a cult yet?’
9 million Britons can’t read
‘Lucky sods!’
Bird flu crisis
‘I’m not taking any chances.’
Neck and shoulder problems
‘And what do you think may be contributing to your neck and shoulder problems?’
The food here is served on bits of wood
‘Talk about trendy – the food here is served on bits of wood.’
Since I stung Matt Hancock
‘Since I stung Matt Hancock the phone has not stopped ringing.’
Somebody thought the wrong things
‘Well, somebody thought the wrong things.’
