The Battle for Britain | 19 October 2024

‘I’m waiting to see what’s in the Budget.’
‘Definitely not. Property prices, the prisons, water rates – it gives me anxiety.’
‘It’ll be the players next.’
‘Alex Salmond insisted on independence.’
‘To be honest, I was expecting more than this.’
‘Shouldn’t you be influencing somebody?’
‘Norman is a member of the local neighbourhood listen group.’
‘OK… take me to your party donor.’
‘What pairs well with eye of newt and toe of frog?’
‘Still no sign of a ceasefire.’
‘Now I’m definitely an anti-vaxxer.’
‘The worst bit is the life admin.’