Toast
‘His passion for toast knew no bounds.’
Cartoons
Labour 5
‘How about 1985? That was a nice year.’
Drinks 2
‘We’ve got some Syrian refugees. It’s OK, they’re middle-class.’
Clash
‘Guy, guys — don’t you think your T-shirts clash?’
Cats 4
‘You know there’s cats in Africa...’
Palm
‘You can cross my palm with any of the major credit cards.’
Mammoth
‘Cro Magnon man up!’
Fancy Dress
‘Don’t panic — we’re on our way to a fancy-dress party.’
Drama 2
‘Curse this Ikea DVD storage unit.’
Isis 2
‘We can’t communicate with that guy, he’s an extremist nutter.’
Memory 2
Seventeen tablets taken at different times throughout the day. It’s great for his memory