Cartoons
The latest government pay offer is final…
‘The latest government pay offer is final... until the next one.’
I meant my search history
‘When I said I enjoy looking back through history, I meant my search history.’
I met your wife online too
‘What a coincidence – I met your wife online too.’
I couldn’t get a sitter
‘I couldn’t get a sitter.’
Cancel your operation
‘Would you mind if some students watch while we cancel your operation?’
Eating disorders
‘I’m six. I don’t need to know about eating disorders.’
We should shoplift somewhere more upmarket
‘It’s too cheap – we should shoplift somewhere more upmarket.’
Real bore
‘Is Keir Starmer a real bore or just a man in a bore’s outfit?’