The Battle for Britain | 19 August 2023

‘The latest government pay offer is final... until the next one.’
‘When I said I enjoy looking back through history, I meant my search history.’
‘What a coincidence – I met your wife online too.’
‘I couldn’t get a sitter.’
‘Would you mind if some students watch while we cancel your operation?’
‘I’m six. I don’t need to know about eating disorders.’
‘It’s too cheap – we should shoplift somewhere more upmarket.’
‘Is Keir Starmer a real bore or just a man in a bore’s outfit?’