The Battle for Britain – 17 August 2017

I say we go somewhere less crowded next year.
‘Art and English A-level… Have you thought about becoming a tattooist?’
‘He needs his five-a-day.’
‘Are you sure these North Korean eggs are safe?’
‘Oh dear Lucy, all those carbon emissions!’
‘Why do I always have to be the UK?’
‘We’ll sue for compensation for stress, caused by inadequate compensation for stress, caused by inadequate ...’