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‘It doesn’t matter that he can’t talk now that he’s texting me.’
Cartoons
Rspb
‘Oh my goodness! Four and twenty, you say?’
Ribena
‘I am getting definite blackcurrant notes.’
Birthday
‘My Dad made it himself but I get the feeling he’s never seen “Iron Man”.’
Vintage 2
‘I can’t stand her “more vintage than thou” attitude.’
Ring
‘When you said “The Ring”, I thought you meant Wagner.’
Classic 2
‘Not that one, dear — that’s the design classic. Use the one that works.’
Mitre
‘It’s a Philip Treacy mitre.’
Swimmer
‘If women can be bishops, I want to be a synchronised swimmer.’
Figures
‘In light of these figures, I will be doing the honourable thing and standing on someone.’
