Box
‘It’s nice, but it’s a little over our price range.’
Cartoons
Selfie 2
The last selfie
Memory
‘They’re short-term memory sticks.’
Wolves
Raised by Wolves...
Licence
‘I’ve lost interest in TV now it’s no longer a criminal offence not to have a licence.’
Bedroom
‘Things are so bad in the bedroom department that she’s started sleeping in a shark cage.’
Marriage 3
‘...in the top drawer on your side of the bed, you dumb schmuck!’
Sleepwalk
‘Don’t wake him up — sleepwalking is the only exercise he gets.’
Kebab
‘I’d invite you in, but as we’ve already had sex behind the kebab van I don’t see there’s much point.’
Lanzarote
‘This is what I was dreading — not having to fly home.’
Right
‘He moved to the right before he got old.’
Vacancy
‘Apart from your generation’s over-inflated sense of self-worth, what else makes you the best candidate for this vacancy?’
Listen 2
‘I wish you’d get a job at GCHQ — then you might actually start to listen to me.’