The Battle for Britain | 19 February 2022
Cartoons
The world ended and only we survived
‘So, the world ended and only we survived. Oh — and him.’
Never a policeman around
‘There’s never a policeman around when you want one.’
Partygate probe
‘Is this a good time?’
The price of tongue of dog has tumbled
‘One bit of good news — the price of tongue of dog has tumbled.’
Still bitter
‘I’m still bitter about my funeral.’
7 per cent more expensive
‘Can you please stop being 7 per cent more expensive than you were last year?’
The property ladder
‘It’s the property ladder.’
I don’t want you to read me a story!
‘I don’t want you to read me a story! I want the Duchess of Cambridge to.’
I suppose it was just a question of time…
‘I suppose it was just a question of time...there’s now an Olivia Colman channel.’