Dave – 17 January 2013
Cartoons
Celebrity
‘How demeaning — I’ve actually heard of some of these people.’
House
‘Apparently they come as standard for all new builds.’
Gun
‘You can’t beat the gun lobby — we’re loaded.’
Wines
‘Oh, for goodness sake. Mummy’s going to have to pay for that now!’
Romans
‘We have to move with the times, captain — mechanisation is here to stay.’
Lunch 2
‘Why does my parent have to be a professional chef?’
Jumpers
‘Statement jumpers are everywhere this season.’
Church
‘Today’s text is from St Paul.’
Buzzards
‘OK, fingers on buzzards, please.’
Bletchley
‘HVQLO TWXBD YZRSU JDMVN SDYGH.’
Beggar
‘It’s not fair. Why should I have to fund your lifestyle choice?’
