Social Media
‘No, I don’t think we’ve met, but I have abused you on social media.’
‘No, I don’t think we’ve met, but I have abused you on social media.’
‘I’ve got us a TV dinner, followed by a Facebook dinner, followed by a Twitter dinner, followed by a. . . ’
‘Part of the constitution… they’re allowed to make just one smoke signal each.’
‘We all draw crap on our walls but he has to make such a big deal of it!’
Man flu season
‘There’s been a coo.’
‘Push! Push! Push harder!’
‘They’re much easier to get than they used to be.’
‘You’re not really the Latin lover I was looking for.’
‘I’m not saying he’s old but he still uses a land-line.’
‘Climate change? Not in our lifetime.’