The Battle for Britain | 18 September 2021

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‘Finally some good news.’
‘It’s probably TB, but we won’t be sure until six months after we’ve killed you.’
‘Anyone got a better plan for getting through the winter?’
‘Not as much tennis as I’d hoped.’
‘Do you have confidence booster jabs?’
Cabinet meeting