The Battle for Britain
Cartoons
Disney to cut 7000 jobs
‘Presumably anyone with original ideas.’
I’ve gone cashless
‘I don’t need it any more. I’ve gone cashless.’
So we’re agreed
‘So we’re agreed, it’s finally time to address the problem of coastal erosion.’
At least someone’s enjoying our sovereignty
‘At least someone’s enjoying our sovereignty.’
The White House says the flying objects aren’t aliens
‘The White House says the flying objects aren’t aliens.’
It’s good to see him staying economically active
‘It’s good to see him staying economically active.’
Can I get that book about modern English usage?
‘Can I get that book about modern English usage?’
Chinese spy balloons
‘We must remain ever vigilant for Chinese spy balloons.’
Whose round is it?
‘Whose round is it?’
They’re saying our appliances might be spying on us
‘How ridiculous – now they’re saying our appliances might be spying on us.’
He’s doing his out-of-work experience
‘He’s doing his out-of-work experience.’