The Battle fo Britain – 16 February 2017

‘You’ll have to excuse David… he’s making himself great again.’
‘Dammit, no reception. I’ll just tell you instead.’
‘If I wanted pain and humiliation I’d join the Labour party!’
‘I see — and how long has your kettle been talking to your laptop?’
‘I was the first in my family to get into student debt.’
‘CCTV.’
‘Let’s face it, the world is getting to be a more dangerous place.’
‘Welcome to solitary.’
‘Grow up!’