The road to benefits street

‘The big challenge in production-line work is to avoid peaking too soon.’

‘Watson, this looks to me like a three e-pipe problem.’

‘I’ve switched bankers — this is George.’

‘Here’s to us — we survived our first recession.’

‘You can always tell the married ones.’

‘The post’s arrived.’

‘This machine measures my stress levels. If at any point this red light comes on the date is over.’