The Battle for Britain | 17 December 2022
Cartoons
Working from home
‘The other two are still working from home.’
Cultural appropriation
‘It might be a bit of fun to you, mate, but to me it’s cultural appropriation.’
Naighty or nice
‘Let’s check whether you’ve been naughty or nice.’
Upsetting the markets
‘You’re upsetting the markets.’
Extra money in the pudding
‘I trust there’s 11 per cent extra money in the pudding.’
Overpromised and underdelivered
‘I’m afraid Santa may have overpromised and underdelivered.’
I’m afraid this year the Christmas pudding has gone cashless
‘I’m afraid this year the Christmas pudding has gone cashless.’
They go off and on
‘They go off and on...’
Why do you feel you need
‘Why do you feel you need to beseen as “good”, Wenceslas?’
Merry Christmas!
‘Merry Christmas!’
And what can you bring to the stable?
‘And what can you bring to the stable?’
Hopefully, many will choose heating over eating this year
‘Hopefully, many will choose heating over eating this year.’
Marley’s ghost
‘Marley’s ghost has a less perturbing message than I anticipated.’
‘Unfunded giveaways? Are you insane?’
‘Unfunded giveaways? Are you insane?’
Whose bitter perfume breathes a life of gathering gloom?
‘Might I suggest something whose bitter perfume breathes a life of gathering gloom?’
I have notes
‘I have notes.’
We had to switch it off
‘We had to switch it off.’
Netflix and spill
‘Netflix and spill?’
We used to laugh and call him names
‘We used to laugh and call him names but that was just workplace banter.’
Bring me flesh and bring me wine
‘Bring me flesh and bring me wine but hold the flesh.’
Each window reveals a new strike‘Each window reveals a new strike.’
‘Each window reveals a new strike.’
That’s a perfectly good egg
‘That’s a perfectly good egg that could have been thrown at the King.’
I can’t stop the doors opening
‘I can’t stop the doors opening.’
