Dave – 15 November 2012
Cartoons
Bed
‘At least with you, David, I don’t get that sense of anti-climax.’
Bbc 2
‘We were hoping to adopt, but with my husband working for the BBC we’ve got no chance.’
Tv 4
‘Have you tried turning it off and not on again?’
Mugged
‘I got mugged on the way here.’
Bond 3
‘I should warn you, Henry has no opinion as to who the best Bond is.’
Doggy
‘I can’t eat it all. Could I have a doggy bag?’
Kickboxing
‘You’re new to kickboxing?’
Snails 2
‘Of course, it was just a shell when I moved in.’
Jungle
‘I’m after some Nadine Dorries repellant.’