The Battle for Britain – 15 September 2016

‘I really enjoy cooking — depending on who’s doing it, of course.’
‘“Brexit.” It means “Brexit”.’
The Poet Lorryhat
‘You want to drive up the arse of the car in front for about a mile then cut across two lanes without signalling and take a left at Bandford traffic lights.’
‘I keep getting really weird dreams involving falling.’
‘Not now, Dear, I’m colouring in my tax return.
‘It was worrying about statins that caused his heart attack.’
‘The award for best bare chest in a drama goes to…’
‘It must be terrible for David Cameron to be written off as a failure.’
Unthinkable