Cartoons
I Really Enjoy Cooking Depending On Whos Doing It Of Course
‘I really enjoy cooking — depending on who’s doing it, of course.’
Brexit It Means Brexit
‘“Brexit.” It means “Brexit”.’
The Poet Lorryhat
The Poet Lorryhat
You Want To Drive Up The Arse Of The Car In Front For About A Mile Then Cut Across Two Lanes Without Signalling And Take A Left At Bandford Traffic Lights
‘You want to drive up the arse of the car in front for about a mile then cut across two lanes without signalling and take a left at Bandford traffic lights.’
Leaves
‘I keep getting really weird dreams involving falling.’
Not Now Dear Im Colouring In My Tax Return
‘Not now, Dear, I’m colouring in my tax return.
It Was Worrying About Statins That Caused His Heart Attack
‘It was worrying about statins that caused his heart attack.’
The Award For Best Bare Chest In A Drama Goes To
‘The award for best bare chest in a drama goes to…’
It Must Be Terrible For David Cameron To Be Written Off As A Failure
‘It must be terrible for David Cameron to be written off as a failure.’
Unthinkable
Unthinkable