The Battle for Britain | 17 August 2024

‘Hello, I’m a long-time listener, first-time caller.’
‘I’m sorry to interrupt, but that’s a really interesting conversation. Have you considered starting a podcast?’
‘The Banksy is left at the Banksy, right at the Banksy and opposite the Banksy.’
‘...with violent Twitter storms from the west sweeping across the entire country.’
‘Relax, you won’t see two-tier policing at this station...’
‘And finally, some non BBC news...’
‘I want every single brick collected as evidence and then we can use them to build houses later.’
‘Oh no! We’ve been invited to another Twitter leaving do.’
‘That would be a real shame for the Great British high street.’
‘The news just gets more and more distressing.’