Cartoons
Long-time listener, first-time caller
‘Hello, I’m a long-time listener, first-time caller.’
Have you considered starting a podcast?
‘I’m sorry to interrupt, but that’s a really interesting conversation. Have you considered starting a podcast?’
The Banksy is left at the Banksy, right at the Banksy and opposite the Banksy
‘The Banksy is left at the Banksy, right at the Banksy and opposite the Banksy.’
Twitter storms
‘...with violent Twitter storms from the west sweeping across the entire country.’
Relax, you won’t see two-tier policing
‘Relax, you won’t see two-tier policing at this station...’
Some non BBC news…
‘And finally, some non BBC news...’
I want every single brick collected as evidence
‘I want every single brick collected as evidence and then we can use them to build houses later.’
Twitter leaving do
‘Oh no! We’ve been invited to another Twitter leaving do.’
The Great British high street
‘That would be a real shame for the Great British high street.’
The news just gets more and more distressing
‘The news just gets more and more distressing.’